14 Holiday lingerie looks that may have gone too far

One in particular that’s flying off the shelves is this “Unwrap Me Bow Teddy.” It’s literally just a big bow that you tie strategically around your sexy parts. Its simplicity and the fact that it comes in a variety of colors made it the most popular lingerie piece of 2015 on Yandy, the online store known for its sexy Halloween outfits. But is it too much? Let’s take a look at how it stacks up against other sexy holiday lingerie.

Now this one’s not too bad. Just your basic sequined corset bodice with a cute pleather bow accent. 

While not terribly over-the-top, this one’s a bit too costume-y for me. And that little hat? No. 

If that angel came to Jesus’ birth, no one would’ve paid any attention to the baby.

OK, so this is a bit more Frozen than Hanukkah, but at least it has the right colors!

I think she could use a few more ornaments in places…

If it weren’t for the giant balls, this one would work as a holiday swimsuit.

You would definitely be expected to jingle all the way in this one. 

This is a much more demure (and in my opinion, stylish) option for the “unwrap me” lingerie look.

Note: Hoods and fluffy balls are not sexy. That’s why Santa and Mrs. Claus wear them.

There’s one interesting role-playing game that’s about to ensue.

Yeah no. You’d look sexier winding yourself in real Christmas lights while wearing nude-colored underwear.

This too would work better as a DIY project. Just use some pretty ribbon and a wide, black belt. Forget the fluffy boob tassels.