8 Reasons a cat is your total feminist role model

by Colleen Stinchcombe
Apr 7, 2015 at 10:30 a.m. ET

1 /8: Pants are optional

1/8 :Pants are optional

As they should be.

2 /8: Smiling isn't necessary

2/8 :Smiling isn't necessary

Maybe my face is just relaxing.

3 /8: Zero harassment

3/8 :Zero harassment

At most, he'll purr to tell me I look nice that day and I am so smart and can you please open that tin of food?

4 /8: That word is off limits

4/8 :That word is off limits

Even cats don't like it.

5 /8: Me-time is certain

5/8 :Me-time is certain

Unless you're typing, then the cat will need to walk on your keyboard.

6 /8: Money doesn't matter

6/8 :Money doesn't matter

Just don't forget to stroke his ego with catnip.

7 /8: Your baby, your choice

7/8 :Your baby, your choice

I mean, I guess they're cute. I GUESS.

8 /8: Get your glam on

8/8 :Get your glam on

You deserve to look fabulous.