"I called your service 20 minutes ago! Where were you? Sniffing for truffles?"
"Excuse me, sir, I think you're taking a very different route than I'm used to."
"Now I know you hate asking for directions but that's definitely the third time I've seen that post."
"This is what I get for booking a car service at the last minute."
"I don't care that we got the group rate. This is the longest it's ever taken to cross the bathtub!"
"I told you a million times, Floyd, I don't give free rides to relatives!"
"What are you doing? I asked you to take the south bend! Now we'll be sitting in traffic for hours!"
"Isn't he impressive? I groom him twice weekly, and he only needs a food refill once a day."
"Umm, mister? Is your break almost up? I have to get to my owner's by six."
"They all laughed at me when I told them how I was getting home this year. Well look who's laughing now?!"
"Gerald, I swear, this is the absolute last time we're carpooling together to Easter dinner."
"Twenty questions is boring. Wake me when we hit the driveway."
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