'Cats Stealing Pizza' is the funniest thing you'll see today (VIDEO)

May 9, 2015 at 9:30 a.m. ET

Anyone who has cats or has ever been around them knows they like to steal things. However, in my experience, they're usually little things, like hair ties and paper clips. I've never seen a cat steal something as large or as unwieldy as a slice of pizza, but apparently it's a common occurrence because someone made a compilation video of it.

And these cats are no amateurs, let me tell you. One even carries a deep-dish slice that looks like it's about half its size across a room! If you're ever looking for a grease man in a heist operation, the cats in this video should be first on your list. They even master several unique pizza-stealing techniques.

The first employed is the stealth approach — this kitty eyes its target from behind a computer screen before ever so gently lifting the slice and pulling it away over a keyboard no less. The second uses incredible strength and speed to get in and out when it's caught red-handed. There's even a kitten that uses a surprisingly intimidating growl to capture a rogue pepper from its mistress's pizza. Check out the rest of these master thieves' techniques yourself.


I don't know about you, but I'll be hiring extra security the next time I decide to order a pie.

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