You’ve all done this before, right? Made eye contact and then averted your eyes? Benny the Bulldog is doing it, too, except he looks much cuter than us when we do it.
Who do we call to get Benny placed firmly on the other side of our own coffee table? We could sit here all day and watch him slowly raise his head above the table and then quickly duck back down.
We gotta hand it to the guy: He’s very subtle. Not to mention, he’s got a real suave vibe about him. He’s practically the James Bond of dogs. Don’t mind us, we’ll just be over here superimposing this dog’s face on Daniel Craig’s body. It’s Friday — what else are we going to do with our time?