Angry goat terrorizes town and sends victims running for cover
You just never know what the day might bring. Especially when what it brings is a rageaholic goat on a rampage, as was the case in this unsuspecting village of terrified, goat-harangued residents.
You know, when you buy a motorcycle, everyone warns you about the danger of cars. But no one warns you about one very real danger — goat attacks. Just one more reason to wear a helmet, people.
We're trying to give the goat the benefit of the doubt here, but we can't find an offense with this gentle woman. She's minding her own business, and she's even using a reusable shopping bag! You'd think the goat would appreciate her eco-consciousness. There's just no pleasing some people, er, goats.
While there's a long-standing superstition that it's bad luck if a black cat crosses your path, we're pretty sure this village is going to amend that superstition to involve a goat.
If you've ever questioned the importance of working out or you've put your health on the back burner, this should give you plenty of incentive to get your cardio on. Angry goats are surprisingly swift. Just think of outrunning one as practice for the zombie apocalypse.
When in doubt, shout it out. This guy shelves his masculinity in favor of fleeing up a light pole and screaming. But hey, we don't blame him. This angry goat is the stuff nightmares are made of.
This might be the last thing you see before you die. We're not even kidding. (Get it? Kid-ding, ha ha!)