We admit it: We love the high drama of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and Sunday’s episode was a delicious treat, with Kim and Kourtney facing off about a Candyland-themed birthday party for their daughters (North and Penelope, respectively).
Spoiler: The Candyland party did happen over the summer. But the planning was anything but sweet, it turns out.
Kourtney, a major health food fan, was reluctant to sugar up the celebration, despite the theme.
“It’s Candyland, Kourtney,” an exasperated Kim told her sister. “It’s not going to be healthy.”
Kourtney said later in the heated discussion. “There’s just better solutions to things. Instead of your dated candy… that’s like, literally food coloring that gives people diseases….”
“We’re not doing separate birthday parties,” said Khloé, appalled.
“Oh, yeah, we are,” Kim exclaimed. “The date is this Saturday at 2 o’clock. So, if you want to join the Candyland-themed party…”
Momager Jenner asked, “Is [Kourtney] also doing it Saturday at 2 o’clock?”
The KKW Beauty founder sassed back, “I don’t know what she’s doing. You can ask her.”
Kourtney confirmed to her mom in a phone call a bit later in the episode that, yes, indeed, Penelope’s bash would also be at 2 p.m. on that Saturday afternoon. Kourtney warned her mom, “You’d better be there.” To which Jenner replied, “Well, of course. I’ll be there,” obviously stressing over the logistics in her head.
Fortunately, sister Khloé mediated a compromise — but brokering that deal wasn’t easy.
“OK but here’s the thing…I feel like you very often times think that you are right no matter what,” Kim told Kourtney.
“Because I usually am,” Kourtney replied. Twitter had major feels about the situation.
I’m on @KimKardashian side. Why have a #CANDYLAND Party and have sugar free candy @kourtneykardash? 🤔🤔🤔 Kourtney kids will end up coming to North party and eating the candy anyway. Kourtney make this make sense. 🙄 #kuwtk
— Meshia (@Meshia212) November 18, 2019
Candyland party means friggin sweet sweet sweet! Kourtney you are totally ridiculous when it comes to your children eating. I know we all have to be careful and watch what our children eat but you take it to the extremes! #KourtneyKardashian #KimKardashian
— Tenshi (@Tenshi61) November 14, 2019
And so all was well in Kardasha-Candyland, and everyone, we now know, survived food coloring and chemicals and sugar overload to film yet another day. And, as usual, no expense was spared. Say what you want, but those Kardashians know how to throw a party. In the future, though, party-planning may seem a little simpler, as Kourtney is officially leaving Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Who will Kim argue with now?