I guess we all wanted to make out with Alicia Silverstone after seeing 1995 cult classic Clueless, so maybe it's not that weird that her 7-year-old son, Bear Blu, tried to French-kiss his mom the first time he saw the movie. I mean, OK, it's still kind of weird and borderline Oedipal, but maybe that's Hollywood, man.
Silverstone was a little worried about taking her son to see Clueless, she told Stephen Colbert on The Late Show this Monday, because she was worried it might not be appropriate for his age. But she gave in and "took him to see it because it's at the LA cemetery, where they show it for 4,000 people… on a huge screen." Silverstone also joked to Colbert, "It was very romantic to be laying down with pillows and rosé." Um. Alicia. Sweetie. You're not helping things.
An obviously surprised Colbert inquired, "And you said, 'That is not appropriate?'"
"I just kept my mouth closed!" was Silverstone's response. "That's what I did. And I just giggled."
As if. Oh goodness. Twitter was all, "Um, Alicia?" I mean, Twitter still hasn't really forgiven her for throwing serious shade at Wonder Woman and only feeding her son a vegan diet (and espousing anti-vaxxing views).
I bet Alicia Silverstone is glad she didn't take her son to see a school shooting movie so he could have acted it out after it was over. Good thing it was only a kiss after seeing her movie Clueless. Who says movies don't influence kids? 😂
— floodofsins (@FLOODOFSINS) June 12, 2018
alicia silverstone: who cares about wonder woman
also alicia: i let my son shart all over my carpet and i baby-bird food into his mouth
— 🕊️ HOME ALONE 2 PIGEON LADY 🕊️ (@traceyfanclub) July 2, 2017
“Femail: Alicia Silverstone believes in giving her son miso soup instead of vaccinations http://t.co/WEoOxJ6Stc” unbelievable!!
— Sean Walsh (@sean_p_walsh) April 25, 2014
Alicia Silverstone just wrote a parenting book called "The Kind Mama" but she named her son Bear, so that title is obviously a lie.
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) April 17, 2014
You also may recall that Silverstone pre-chewed food for Bear when he was a toddler and posted video of it online. So… there's that.
Not sure. But apparently she also went on to upload a video of herself feeding chewed food to her son from her own mouth. https://t.co/cdFv8r4hPh
— FallFlame (@fhill16) June 10, 2018
Remember when the craziest shit we had to deal with was Alicia Silverstone chewing her son's food and then spitting it into his mouth?
— Louis Pumpkin Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) January 3, 2018
Oh. And then there was the time Alicia said this. Well. Ahem. Nice weather we're having.
Alicia Silverstone says going into labor with son Bear was 'almost sexy' http://t.co/MgKbLCDhKv
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) April 15, 2014
Alicia Silverstone: Clueless or not, we can't really say. But her intriguing approach to motherhood is definitely never dull.