Is Cardi B playing us, or are her hints for real? The rapper chatted with The New York Times before Monday’s huge 2018 Met Gala — themed “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination” — and she referred to the baby on the way as “she” numerous times. Hmmmmmm.
The rapper, whose real name is the awesomely Harry Potter-sounding Belcalis Almanzar, told the Times, “Shorty weighs three and a half pounds… She do weigh three and a half pounds. That’s pretty good for seven months, right? Because I was born five pounds.”
“Oh, she wants to fight me!” Cardi joked when asked about her baby’s movements. She added, “[My dress weighs] about 35 pounds plus baby. It’s OK though, I used to go up the project stairs.”
She wasn’t kidding about her dress, either. Check out this weighty masterpiece on her Instagram feed:
She said, “Why do I have to be in my mid-30’s to have a baby? What am I doing wrong? I’m a grown woman. […] I’m 25 years old, and I’m going to say this in the most humblest way, I’m a millionaire. I’m established.”
Agreed. You do you, Cardi B. Haters gonna hate, but we’re all ready for any invite you want to send out for your baby shower. We give really nice presents.