Kourtney Kardashian Is Considering Freezing Her Eggs
You guys, Kourtney Kardashian is thinking about freezing her eggs. She's already mom to Penelope, 5, Mason, 8, and Reign, 3 (all with man-child ex Scott Disick, who is currently dating Lionel Richie's 19-year-old daughter — oh, Scott), but the recent spate of births in the fam has the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star contemplating popping out a few more Kardashakids.
In a sneak peek of the Feb. 25 episode of the family's reality TV show, Kardashian confesses to her sisters Kim Kardashian West and Khloé Kardashian that she's pondering freezing her eggs.
“Are you serious? You want another kid?” Kardashian West responds incredulously. Kourtney replies, “What if I do, though? I don’t know what I want! What if I want a kid in the next 10 years? Wouldn’t you rather have the insurance, like, sitting there?”
And when Kardashian West less-than-tactfully mentions that Kourtney will be 50 in a little more than a decade, Kourtney shoots back, “Janet Jackson just did it.”
Kourtney has been dating model Younes Bendjima on the down-low, but says she isn't sure who she'd anoint as the papa of a fourth child. Kardashian West volunteers Disick for the job: “Wouldn’t you just say, ‘Hey, Scott, give me your sperm,’ and they take it in a turkey baster and they stick it up you and squish?”
We didn't really need that sound suggestion, Kim, but thanks. Eww.
Kourtney shrugged off that idea for now. “If I wanted to have it with my situation right this second, I would take out my IUD and I would get to work,” she tells her sisters. “Right now, I’m good.”
Strangely, Khloé seems more grossed out by the thought of Kourtney being in love than she does by Kardashian West's "squish" comment. Khloé grimaces and says, "So this is if you're in love and want to fulfill a man's dream of a baby?"
Kourtney, chill as ever, is all like, “Yep. What if I want my love to come into the world? Is that gross to you?”
The "squish" we could have done without, but hey, if Kourtney wants a fourth kid, who are we to deny her? I mean, yes, the Kardashian-Jenners are breeding at the speed of light, which presents interesting scenarios for the future. At this rate, most of our great-great-grandchildren will be coupling with airbrushed Kardashian-Jenners, right? Will this evolve the human race into something far more glam and shiny and bootytastic than we ever imagined? We would watch that episode of Black Mirror for sure.