“Boy names are really tough!” Teigen — Lip Sync Battle host and cookbook author — said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “I don’t even think he’ll have a middle name because we can’t even think of a first name.”
“What about Lunar for him?” quipped DeGeneres. “Lunar, I like it!,” Teigen concurred.
“What about Urban? Urban Legend,” offered DeGeneres to a most appreciative crowd. Teigen cracked up, then said slyly, “I’ve been toying with Dick Legend a lot … Richard Legend,” leaving Ellen shaking her head.
The struggle is real. Apparently, Legend and Teigen don’t see eye to eye on boy names: “Everyone’s like, ‘Why don’t you do the J.J. thing, John Jr.?’” Teigen said. “But John and his ego, he was like, ‘I don’t want him to feel like he has to live up to that.’”
“And I was like, ‘Wow, you are a jerk,’” a laughing Teigen told DeGeneres. ”‘Sorry, heaven forbid he do what you do. So incredible.’“ Teigen mock-gushed.
Now, Teigen is always really freaking funny, but we are seriously digging her super-hilarious pregnancy brain. She is nonstop comedy mode these days on social media as she counts down to her (still nameless) baby boy.
I’m scared Luna is gonna hate her baby brother because I have a really hard time welcoming new bravo cast members
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 13, 2018
For example, she tweeted this on Feb. 12: “I’m scared Luna is gonna hate her baby brother because I have a really hard time welcoming new bravo cast members.” Please, God, let Chrissy Teigen start writing TV scripts.
On Feb. 7, Teigen turned the tables on the paparazzi, who dared to follow her into the grocery store, by posting on Instagram a hilariously unflattering — and super-real — pap shot of herself and Luna and a haphazard shopping cart.
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I used to assume people who got photographed in grocery stores weren’t really buying stuff they like and were getting paid for something but turns out the paps actually come inside the grocery store and capture your most intimate grocery cart items this is a travesty #TOOINTIMATE #KEEPCARTSPRIVATE #SACREDSPACE
She captioned it, “I used to assume people who got photographed in grocery stores weren’t really buying stuff they like and were getting paid for something but turns out the paps actually come inside the grocery store and capture your most intimate grocery cart items this is a travesty #TOOINTIMATE #KEEPCARTSPRIVATE #SACREDSPACE.” Yup, Teigen is the queen of rolling with it (in this case, literally) and we love it.
Then, on Feb. 11, she slayed Instagram with a hilarious pic of her preparing lunch topless with strategically placed cartoon salads.
The caption? “plz don’t shame me I am a strong proud salad making woman just being natural and trying to live my life.”
We actually do hope Teigen goes back and reads the comments of the salad-making Insta post because one of them may have included a perfect baby name for her little boy. Her fan wrote, “I saw you on Ellen and how you were talking about baby names and how much you love space and all and I was thinking Sol would be so sweet for a boy then you have the sun and the moon with baby girl Luna