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Kylie Jenner Shares First Photo of Daughter — & Super-Surprising Name

Well, it’s all over, folks. You made it through the never-to-be-repeated roller-coaster ride that was Kylie Jenner’s first pregnancy. And what a time it was.

First, the rumors began swirling. Is the baby Travis Scott’s or Tyga’s? Or better yet, is Jenner Kim Kardashian West’s surrogate?! Then there was the mysterious case of the bumpless Kardashian-Jenner holiday card photos and the Wendy Williams Kylie Jenner-shaming saga. And don’t forget the Kylie Jenner, mommy blogger, conspiracy theory. Even some scientists got in on the action to analyze the sociology of the family’s simultaneous sister pregnancies.

But now, we can finally put all the rumors to rest, because Kylie Jenner welcomed her baby daughter this week and has since shared the little gal’s first (adorable hand-grasp) photo as well as her name: Stormi.

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Yep, that’s right. Despite all the recent — totally out-there and off-base, mind you — baby name guesses from the fan masses (Butterfly? Monarch? Mariposa? Crop Top or Culotte??), we have sweet little Stormi joining the cousin ranks of Reign, North, Dream, Chicago, et al. And boy, oh boy does Twitter have jokes.

We have a feeling the Kardashian-Jenner baby name weather forecast memes have only just begun, but our favorite has to be the first true pioneer to fit them all in: “I had a DREAM last night that my SAINT of a friend PENELOPE was holding out a MASON jar catching REIGN coming from the NORTH WEST side of CHICAGO. Guess it was a STORMI night…”

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Well played, Twitter. And well played, Kardashian-Jenner clan, masterminds behind some of the greatest and wackiest baby names of our time. The only question remaining is: Has Kris Jenner already copyrighted a Stormi Cosmetics line?

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