Updated June 26, 9:30 a.m. PT: Those of us who were hoping to catch a paparazzi shot of the world’s most famous twins exiting the hospital are out of luck — reports say Beyoncé and Jay-Z have taken their two new babies to a luxury Malibu rental house to rest and recover for the summer.
The $400,000-a-month home sits on 6.3 acres and features a rose garden, tennis court, pool house and viewing deck. Tina Knowles has already been spotted visiting.
While we’re still waiting with bated breath for an actual glimpse of the twins, a source told E! News that the babies look healthy and that Bey “looked amazing and was glowing.” Of course she’s glowing — she’s Beyoncé.
It was the longest, most grueling baby watch ever, and now we’re all expected to wait some more while Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s twins recover from their premature birth?
Ain’t nobody got time for that, especially nobody on Twitter. What ever happened to immediate gratification? We need confirmed names. We need a date and time. We need a drink, Bey, if you keep stringing us along like this.
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Yep, it’s only been a week or so (we think!) since Beyoncé gave birth to her twins, but fans are tweeting hilarious GIFs and one-liners expressing their eagerness and impatience.
Waiting for Beyoncé to announce the twins like…👀 pic.twitter.com/6xSQX1gcCl
— MTV (@MTV) June 20, 2017
Many fans hoped against all odds that Sunday night’s BET Awards would feature a peek of the most anticipated twins on the planet. (No go.)
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— vanessa (@vxnessao) June 26, 2017
But others were pretty damn sure Beyoncé was sending them a special message via her protégés Chloe x Halle — who are twins. During the award show, Chloe x Halle read a thank-you speech from Queen Bey herself after she was awarded the Coca-Cola Viewers’ Choice Award for “Sorry.”
This had the BeyHive on Twitter majorly buzzing.
— K (@tealbeauty1) June 26, 2017
— M’BlockU (@rodimusprime) June 26, 2017
The sleuthiest fans are sure the BET Award twins mean we know the sex of the babies for sure now despite rumors of a boy and a girl.
— Chilomba 🦋 (@BmMushota) June 26, 2017
Some fans, like this one, are simply resigned to their fate of continued waiting and torment.
I don't blame Beyoncé for hiding the twins b/c some people are sick but if she would like to send me some exclusives I wouldn't decline pic.twitter.com/yUZI3yOBpf
— ♛ (@beytrash) June 24, 2017
I want to see the twins so bad & know their names & what day they were actually born on but I'm also respecting Beyoncé's privacy
it's hard pic.twitter.com/oocx1Ta8xk
— ♛ (@beytrash) June 20, 2017
Until we get some seriously solid Beyoncé twins news, Twitter, you’re our bae.