Kutcher told Jimmy Fallon, “It’s weird because girls advance apparently faster than boys… My daughter is, like, 2-1/2 and she speaks three languages. She’s got, like, Russian, Spanish and English. She actually understands and speaks them.”
The couple also has a son, Dimitri, who arrived in November 2016. Is Dimitri ready for a position as a foreign ambassador like his big sister? Err, not exactly.
Kutcher explained the difference between his daughter’s command of language and his son’s current way of getting his point across. “The boy [Dimitri] is just like, ‘thuck.’ Just a chunky, like, ‘BAHHH,’” Kutcher said, imitating his son’s howls. “He sounds like a pterodactyl, and he’s not coming around.”
Kutcher is clearly relishing fatherhood. He raved, “I invented another human. I just keep inventing them. That’s the second one. That’s my second invention. It’s so cool.” (Just wait and see how cool it is when they ask for the car keys someday, Kutcher.)
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How’s the very vocal big sister enjoying her little brother? “Well, the love is a little intense,” Kutcher said. “Wyatt occasionally tries to murder the young one. Not on purpose, but she just hugs him so hard that she almost suffocates him sometimes and doesn’t even realize that’s happening.”
Time to teach Wyatt, “Hey, you’re crushing your brother,” in Russian, Spanish and English, we’re thinking.