Or did you totally forget about them? We kind of did. But they’re like taxes and death — there’s no avoiding them. Suddenly, it’s Speidi season all over again with the news that the pair is expecting their first child.
We think it is fair to say that we’re a little concerned about the extent of Montag’s (very public) plastic surgery and Botox-ing if her husband could not discern the difference between banana-bread excitement and pregnant-with-our-firstborn excitement.
Montag is three months pregnant — they’re looking at a due date of Oct. 19. Both Montag and Pratt have fingers crossed that their little party-crasher will be a boy, but they’re not going to release the sex of the child. (Sure. We give it another six weeks.)
Agreed. But it probably would have been a good situation for the TV networks. Just saying.
Also, we would kill to be able to say with a straight face, “We had work obligations, like Celebrity Big Brother.”
The best part of the story? Montag, her notorious frenemy Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port — all of The Hills gals — will have babies within mere months of each other. The producers are no doubt cranky that The Hills is no more because this would be popcorn-pounding reality TV drama for sure.