We now know that Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk had a baby girl.
And you guys, she even has a name: Lea de Seine Shayk Cooper.
“Lea” we get. “Shayk Cooper” we get. The “de Seine” is puzzling us some. Was the child conceived in the Seine in Paris? Beside the Seine? Overlooking the Seine? On a dinner cruise on the Seine?
If you figure it out, let us know.
Any way you slice it, that’s a baby name for a child who has no choice but to grow up willowy and elegant and trilingual. No pressure, Lea. With those genes, living that destiny should be a piece of cake.
The trio has been officially glimpsed only once since the birth of Lea de Seine. Shayk, Cooper and their newborn daughter went for ice cream in Venice Beach, California. We’re assuming only Cooper and Shayk got cones this time around.
That anonymous quote has Grandma written all over it if you ask us.