Breast Milk: Which Celebrity Wore It Better?
It's the Sisterhood of the Leaking Boobs.
First Peta Murgatroyd was all, "Look at my hot breast milk stains, you guys!" And we looked because that's how we do things around here. It's celebrity fashion!
Now Amber Tamblyn is cracking us up with her breastfeeding humor. Pretty sure we need her as one of our mom BFFs, pronto. She first faked us out with a faux baby name for her new daughter in February (we're still sticking with Dauphinoise, thank you very much). Baby Girl Tamblyn-Cross' real name has not been released, but Tamblyn seems to be A-OK with sharing her leaky boob T-shirt pics. (Boob stains on Instagram: They're the wet T-shirt contests of the 2010s!)
Tamblyn posted a hilarious hot mess of a photo on Instagram, showing her shirt post-nursing Armageddon.
“Who Wore It Better? Left tit or right tit?” she captioned the post, officially sealing her place in our hearts.
“#MilkLife #StarsTheyreJustLikeUs!” she added. Amber Tamblyn, you complete us. Just tell us your daughter's name is really Dauphinoise, and we can die happy.
Not all celebrity moms are so forthright with the visuals — although more and more are talking openly about nursing their kids, which is awesome. We're a little less impressed with perfectly curated social media breastfeeding posts from, say, people like Gisele Bündchen, in which they are "multitasking" by being waited on hand and foot (literally, she's getting a manicure and makeup and hair done) while nursing.
Please. Shameless' Emmy Rossum is also on our BFF wish list after poking fun at Bündchen's notorious nursing photo, complete with fake baby.
We'll keep an eye out for more on this burgeoning celebrity fashion trend of breast milk-stained blouses. In the meantime, honorable celebrity nursing mention goes to wacky Kendra Wilkinson, whose graphic description of a boob leakage in Vegas really required no photographic evidence. We'll take your word for it, kid.
“I went to Eve nightclub in Vegas and my boobs started leaking. I couldn’t do anything so I breastfed myself [laughs]. And it tasted sweet, too," said Wilkinson, about the first bash she attended after baby Hank arrived on the scene.
Celebrity moms — they're just like... nope. Not so much. Except Amber Tamblyn. We feel you, and tees are totally on sale at Old Navy right now if you want us to pick up one or 10 for you.