In today’s episode of Baby Names Brought to You by Free-Spirited Celebs:
More: Zoe Saldana’s new pic is causing baby fever, view with caution
“Marco and I are elated to share the news of the birth of our son Zen,” Saldana said on Instagram on Saturday. “We couldn’t feel more blessed with the new addition to our family. #ThreeBoys… oh boy!” And there are her twins Cy and Bowie, age 2, checking out their new little brother.
(Cy and Bowie edged out Zen in the name department, we’re thinking. It was a draw when it came to Apple and Moses, though — sorry, Gwynnie.)
Well, let’s see how Zen you’re feeling after a month of no sleep, Zoe and Marco. Mwahahahaha. But when did Zen arrive? How, you ask? Easy: The presumably chill infant manifested from thin air and floated gently into a lotus position into his mother’s arms — all the while meditating deeply on the intense pressure he will feel as an adult to resist his inner Type A aspirations to be a ruthless Wall Street lawyer. Namaste.
No, but seriously, we’re not really sure about the route Zen took to get here. Fans wondered if Saldana and Perego went with surrogacy or adoption, as Saldana was most definitely not out and about on the trench coat-wearing, baby-bumping circuit: “OMG when?!?! Surprise of a life time. We never guessed,” said one fan.
Yeah, we didn’t either. And we get, like, paid to figure this stuff out.
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