You guys, seriously, how many times are we going to get to gloat over pregnancy news this year? WE TOLD YOU SO.
This “we told you so” is dedicated with love to hottie-pants power couple Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her fiancé, Jason Statham. The British model finally broke the news on Instagram with the requisite naked-belly-bump pic. Ho hum. We mean, oh my gosh, we never tire of the miracle of life.
“Very happy to share that Jason and I are expecting!! Lots of love Rosie x,” she captioned a picture of herself on a beach so perfect, it hurt our teeth.
Fans are flipping out because, hey, we’re all beginning to think all you have to do to get pregnant and wind up on a beach is just inhale deeply once or twice through your open mouth. One fan commented: “Omg, omg, I knew it!!!!!! So happy for you, dearest Rosie!”
Everybody maybe just settle down and take a chill pill. Homo sapiens have been getting their freak on for, like, 2 million years. That’s a whole lot of babies. Rosie just looks prettier than most of us partaking in the propagation of the human race. Don’t haz a sad. We can’t all kneel on perfect beaches with our blemish-free baby bumps.
Huntington-Whiteley told The Edit in 2015 that she was hankering to start a family with Statham. “Having a family is something I think about for sure, and whether I’d live here in America or in England. But it’s not always as simple as that. I have no idea what will happen, but it’ll be interesting to find out, right? And nothing will be perfect, I’m sure.”
Except maybe your stretch mark-free belly, Rosie. That thing is a work of art. Trust us: We know.