Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Looked at a Horse, so She Must Be Pregnant
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley posed next to a horse and wished us all a happy New Year full of fresh starts. In celebrity code, this means Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is pregnant. You heard it here first from our celebrity code-crackers.
(We are a little crackers. You have to be in this biz of reporting celebrity pregnancies.)
We know what you’re asking: Wait, who's Rosie Huntington-Whiteley again, and do I actually care if she is pregnant?
The answers: 1) Let us double check, and 2) You tell us, you’re the one reading this.
OK, so you may remember Huntington-Whiteley from Mad Max. The horse whisperer is perhaps better known for her former life as a Victoria’s Secret model or for the fact that her longtime boyfriend is actor Jason Statham, whom she met on the set of Transformers. (Not sure how “longtime” that is, as we think that came out in 2011, but hey, we’ll go with it, Rosie.)
Huntington-Whiteley flashed a big ol' engagement ring back at the Golden Globes in 2016 (Statham was there too, but the diamond got more camera time than he did). And now rumors are swirling that the couple is expecting their first child together.
Why? Well, the horse picture, obvs, and a few other photos of Huntington-Whiteley wearing various trench coats. Horse picture + trench coats = knocked up ex-lingerie model. You know we speak truth. Don't look a gift pregnancy in the mouth. Trust us; you'll be the first at your watercooler to know, and you'll thank us later.
Need more proof? Fine. One rogue insider went on record, telling Us Weekly that Huntington-Whiteley looked “noticeably pregnant” at a photo shoot recently. So there you have it. Celebs can save money on home pregnancy kits as far as we’re concerned.