From dinner battles to the pointlessness of cleaning, here are this week’s funniest tweets from parents.
1. Yin and yang
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
-How all stories about going places with my kids begin.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) January 17, 2017
2. Sounds good
There's that one phase between preschool and elementary, where kids are pretty helpful…like a highly incompetent personal assistant.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) January 18, 2017
3. They just don’t get it
I never thought I'd argue so much with people about the importance of clean underwear but here we are. Thanks, parenthood.
— SammichesPsychMeds (@SamPsychMeds) January 15, 2017
4. Pretty much
They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
This is also called parenting.
— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) January 17, 2017
5. No, it does not
Kids: What's for supper?
Parents: Does it even matter?
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) January 16, 2017
6. You never know
A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 18, 2017
7. Sad but true
That feeling of being constantly hungover but without the time or money to go drinking in the first place.
– That's being a parent.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) January 17, 2017
8. So. Slow.
I could spit shine Wayne Manor in the time it takes my toddler to fold a towel.
— Dustin Jimberlake. (@snotnboogers23) January 17, 2017
9. That’s awkward
Me (reading): It's dull. It has no teeth, no passion. Where's the fire, the point of view?
7: Daddy it's my spelling homework
— TheAlexNevil Files (@TheAlexNevil) January 17, 2017
10. Parenting in a nutshell
Me *cleans &reorganizes for 6 hours*
Family *destroys house in 6 minutes*
Me *yells for 6 hrs*
Family "Why is she such a control freak?"
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) January 17, 2017