Need a little LOL in your life? (Of course you do; you have kids!) Here are this week’s funniest tweets from parents.
1. Every time
Me: *stares at wall for an hour*
Kids: *play quietly by themselves*
Me: *starts doing literally anything*
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) January 10, 2017
2. Uh, same thing?
What I say: Please go get ready for bed
What my kids hear: Run around upstairs & wrestle until you're bleeding or unconscious
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 10, 2017
3. Not exactly
Me: Ready for school?
7yo: [in only underwear with pants tied around his neck like a scarf & a sock on each hand] Almost
— Valerie 🎄🤶🏻 (@ValeeGrrl) January 10, 2017
4. Never a good sign
Nothing makes me more suspicious than when my kids are playing quietly.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) January 8, 2017
Sorry I'm two days late. My kids had to "do it themselves."
— L-M-N-O-Penis. (@snotnboogers23) January 8, 2017
6. The nerve!
My favorite weekend Mom Hobby: Ruining my kids' lives by asking them to put away their own laundry.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) January 7, 2017
7. Pretty much
Parenthood is basically unclogging toilets and saying where are your shoes.
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 7, 2017
"It takes a village" is just a nice way of saying you're going to need lots of places to buy wine.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) January 10, 2017
9. Fun stuff
One of the fun parts of parenthood is telling your kid that calamari is squid while their mouth is full of it.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 10, 2017
10. Pretty impressive
My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 7, 2017