1. What? That’s weird?
This stranger looked at me funny when I handed her my son like it's not New Year's Eve and she couldn't use a noisemaker.
— 💀Mummy Curses💀 (@mommy_cusses) December 27, 2016
2. An awkward example
6: [pouting bc he didnt get a megazord]
Husband: I need u to be grateful for what u received
Me: [crying bc I didnt get a Sephora gift card]
— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) December 25, 2016
3. Advent blues
There was no denying 8 was my son as he woke up on Dec 25th, devastated by the thought he would no longer be getting a chocolate every day.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) December 26, 2016
4. You give and you get
I bought a 3D printer for my kids for Hanukkah but in the true spirit of the season it's mine now
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) December 27, 2016
Told my kids my New Year's resolution is to stop swearing and then we all laughed our fucking asses off.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) December 27, 2014
6. Blame it on the kids
This year, we're going to a New Years party that is celebrating at 9pm because the kids* can't stay up later than that
*my wife and I
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 27, 2016
7. Merry Christmas
My Christmas gift to myself is throwing away my tube of toothpaste even though I know if I really worked I could get another week out of it
— Sweatpants Cher 🔶 (@House_Feminist) December 25, 2016
8. Say, “Cheese!”
The thing I learned over this holiday season is to never wear a skirt around a toddler with a selfie stick.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 26, 2016
9. Christmas Eve fun
The children are nestled all snug in their beds, while buzzed parents are crying, putting together 4,000-piece toys for their kids.
— C No Pants (@herprettybones) December 25, 2016
10. Mama needs a nap
Me: Can you hear that toddler? She's so tired she's crying.
Husband: That's not a toddler. That's you. Go to sleep.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) December 25, 2016