Parents have to deal with some puh-retty crazy stuff on a daily basis, so it’s only right that they enjoy the occasional laugh… at the expense of their kids. Here are 10 tweets from parents this week guaranteed to make you LOL.
1. Working the system
7yo daughter: Can we get a dog?
7yo daughter: I'll make myself blind to get a service dog.
— The Dad (@thedad) November 21, 2016
2. So there is such a thing?
Just saw a man wearing a plaid Under Armour ball cap and now I know that being "too dad" is a thing.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 20, 2016
3. Sorry, Dad
Pretty disappointed to find out that "Toys for Tots" isn't a program where I trade my kids' toys for delicious tater tots.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 22, 2016
My 7yos could be playing with rubber bands 3 towns over and still manage to hit me in the face with it.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 22, 2016
5. Turkey pizza?
4-year-old: Can we have pizza for Thanksgiving?
Me: The pilgrims didn't eat pizza.
4: Their dad was probably mean, too.
— "Bare Minimum Parenting" in bookstores now (@XplodingUnicorn) November 22, 2016
6. Come on, guys
Husbands should know better than to ask how we are when they know we've been with our children all day.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) November 22, 2016
7. Use those amenities
Me: *drops toddler off at gym daycare*
DC: Which room will you be working out in?
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 21, 2016
8. Thanks, kid
9: You're mean.
Me: Did you know kids with mean moms grow up to be strong and successful?
9: Then I'm gonna be a kajillionaire superstar.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 21, 2016
9. Soundtrack of their lives
If your kids aren't singing "Hard Knock Life" did you even ask them to clean their rooms?
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) November 21, 2016
10. Fun times
Let's take a family vacation so I can wash clothes to pack clothes to unpack clothes to bring home dirty clothes to unpack & wash at home.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 20, 2016