Few people can use a laugh more than parents. When they’re not putting out (metaphorical and possibly literal) fires, cleaning unidentifiable substances off of walls or being woken up at ungodly hours, a hearty chuckle is in order. Here are this week’s funniest tweets from parents. Because you need it.
1. Perception is everything
Has a laptop, tablet, smart phone, Kindle, televisions, and gaming systems.
Me: I'm bored.
Has cardboard box.
2 year-old: I'm fucking set
— WittyLouWho™ (@WittySassBasket) September 13, 2016
2. What’s the ROI?
Being in charge of both the finances and the kids means I'm probably gonna end up selling these kids at some point.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) September 13, 2016
3. Just unearthed…
Recently discovered cave drawings depict a prehistoric man, head in hands, listening to his child drone on about Minecraft.
— A Very TheAlexNevil Christmas (@TheAlexNevil) September 13, 2016
4. Um, Dad?
47 minutes: How long my kids can talk to me about Pokémon Go without getting a response or checking my vitals.
— Whit Honea (@whithonea) September 13, 2016
5. Get right to it
I think I'm just going to start wiping my kids food on my shirt.
You know, cut out the middleman
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) September 12, 2016
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