6. There’s always a reason
My kid: Do sharks have ears? Where are their ears?
Me: Hmm, I don't know? Why?
My kid: (shrugs)
Later I find: pic.twitter.com/KGRKKtc73d
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 30, 2016
7. Live and learn
I thought 7's teacher would appreciate me bringing a case of hard apple cider to Back To School night. Lesson learned.
— TheAlexNevil Files (@TheAlexNevil) August 30, 2016
8. How long is this?
A back to school meeting that lasts so long I could submit a change of address request to the post office. I live here now.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) August 31, 2016
9. Oh, the irony
The ultimate parenting irony is the fact that putting your kids to bed is so exhausting it makes you have to go to sleep.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 30, 2016
My 5 y/o wants to be a paleontologist when he grows up. My 3 y/o wants to be a robot. We dream big in our family.
— MaryWiddicks (@MaryWiddicks) August 27, 2016