It’s basically a scientifically proven fact that kids are the only people in the world who possess the ability to delight someone while simultaneously making them want to pull out all their hair. Also, they make hilariously adorable fodder for Twitter. From discussing the merits of drinking before the kids go to sleep to realizing you’re shopping (for yourself) at a kids’ store, here are this week’s 10 funniest tweets from parents. We’re all in this together.
1. Wrong target
Son: *pees the bed*
Me: FFS when are you going to start peeing inside the closet in the night like a real man
— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) August 9, 2016
2. When you’re desperate, you’re desperate
Just gave my kid $3 to stop talking.
— Amanda B (@amandajpanda) August 8, 2016
3. A man can take only so much
"Hey dad, have you seen my super annoying toy?"
[Flashback to me rage smashing it with a mallet & tossing it in the trash 5 mins ago]
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) August 10, 2016
4. Livin’ la vida loca
Getting ready to take the kids with me to LabCorp, so I can have blood drawn. Live life on the edge–my motto, apparently!!
— Sweet n' Sour Mom (@SweetnSourMom) August 8, 2016
5. Who can wait that long?
You wait to drink until your kids are asleep? That's adorable.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 7, 2016
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