Parenting. It’s not for the faint of heart or the lacking in sense of humor. To get through each day, you need to be armed with strong coffee and an ability to laugh at the absurd (’cause there’s a lot of absurd when you’ve got small kids). From funny ways to get kids to eat to “vacationing” with children, here are this week’s funniest tweets from fellow parents. We’re all in this together.
1. Toddler math
If you have five cookies, and your children ask for some, how many cookies do you have left?
None, you have no cookies left….
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) July 11, 2016
Just got home after a three day trip with my kids. I can't wait for them to fall asleep so my vacation can start.
— Lunarbaboon (@Lunarbaboon) July 11, 2016
3. Hey, whatever works
*Vacuums the house.*
**Child follows close behind, nibbling a PB&J & spreading crumbs everywhere.**
And that's how I get my kid to eat.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) July 12, 2016
4. Mom selfies
Which selfie is cuter…
The one with my spit up covered hair blowing or the one where I don't think you can see the baby poop on my shirt?
— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) July 7, 2016
5. The things we say
"Please don't put your mouth on the mechanical horse."
—A thing I wish I didn't just say
— Mommy, for real. (@MommyisForReal) July 11, 2016
Up next: Remember life BK?