Ah, parenting. It’s like a relaxing walk through the woods where you stumble across something magical at every turn. Only the opposite. Kids can drive even the most zen of parents nuts from time to time — which is exactly why you constantly need to be armed with your sense of humor. From drinking #allthecoffee to finding strange things on your kid’s head, here are this week’s funniest tweets from parents. Because you need it.
1. Just stay out of the bathroom
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) July 5, 2016
2. And now you know
Before I had kids, I didn't know I could drink a pot of coffee before 6am.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 6, 2016
3. They can’t all be winners
and sometimes you make a lunch that you KNOW is bad and you hope the kids just give you a free pass on this one…
— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) July 5, 2016
4. What works, works
New diet plan: be too exhausted to stay up after the kids go to bed and eat the good ice cream I won't let them have.
— here comes the son (@idtweetforever) July 6, 2016
5. Tweens be crazy
Came home to find 12yo son wearing slippers, underpants, and a pair of shorts on his head.
And it didn't surprise me a bit.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) July 5, 2016
Next up: Beware the scissors