Blac Chyna is pregnant; we repeat: Blac Chyna is pregnant!
If you're as worried as we are about how Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are fitting in with the Kardashian family, we have news that's about to blow your mind: Blac Chyna is pregnant. Yes, the mother of Kylie Jenner's boyfriend's child is now reproducing with her half-brother. As Instagram memes predicted in January, Chyna is about to carry on the Kardashian name. Are you still breathing?
The couple announced the news on Instagram, obviously, with a bitmoji showing a very pregnant Chyna. (Note how huge her engagement ring looks, even in cartoon form.)
Chyna's mother, Tokyo Toni, chimed in on Instagram to give love to the couple, writing, "Chy and Rob are my two favorite people in the world. They both have shown strength diversity and triumph. These kids are fabulous and both are great role models to young old or children."
In typical Kardashian-Jenner fashion, the baby daddy's family has not uttered a word in response to this internet breaking news. They're currently vacationing in Cuba, where they seem to have had no trouble finding wifi to get access to social media.
The latest tweet from Kim Kardashian West's account, posted only one hour ago, is a hair tutorial:
While Kourtney Kardashian shared a photo of her three children in their hotel room.
But hey, they've got nine months to figure out how to welcome this baby to the world in Kardashian fashion!
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