Parenthood can be a lonely place. Thankfully, there’s Twitter. From detailing the brutal reality of cosleeping with a toddler to expressing sadness over the reaction their once-hilarious fart noises now elicit, here are 10 LOL-worthy tweets from super honest — super funny — parents on Twitter this week.
1. The hungry toddler
I made food for my son, set it in front of him like he was going to eat it and then we just laughed and laughed.
— 💀Mummy Curses💀 (@mommy_cusses) February 21, 2016
2. The specifically hungry toddler
"Next, we'll make mac & cheese w/dino nuggets & throw this delicious other meal with healthy stuff in the trash"
-If I had a cooking show
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 21, 2016
3. The harsh truth
"Woah, those bruises – did you become a UFC fighter or something?"
"No, no – I just co-sleep with a toddler."
— Israel Butson (@IsraelButson) February 21, 2016
4. Minecraft vs. church
Me: Hey, guys, who wants to come to church with me?
6yo: I will!
Me: Ok, pause your Minecraft gam-
6yo: WAIT! Wait, I'll just stay here
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 21, 2016
5. Never-ending Energizer Bunnies
Toddlers are like real-life Energizer Bunnies, only instead of wanting them to keep going you're rooting for way way way way less energy.
— Goodnight Sanity (@GoodnightSanity) February 25, 2016
6. Oh, to be 4
The world is your oyster. Unless you're 4. Then it's your napkin.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 22, 2016
7. Sad mama
My kids are so desensitized to my antics a fart noise doesn't even elicit a smile anymore.
This is my new low.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 25, 2016
8. Thanks, toddlers
I think I have posttoddlerum depression. Is that a thing?
— xanymommy (@RE11310) February 24, 2016
9. Holy loudness
10. A day at the arcade
*goes to arcade*
*spends $150 on tokens*
*4 hours of winning kids tickets*
*kid has 1400 tickets*
*kid gets bottle pop*
— Court (@Discourt) February 22, 2016