You may not get out too often now that you have kids, but the good news is there’s Twitter. From wishing for a pre-baby life back instead of a pre-baby body to figuring out what the heck to do with the kids all day when it’s snowing out, here are 10 tweets from parents this week guaranteed to make you LOL.
1. Because I said so
Every time you yell "because I said so, that's why" the waist on your mom jeans moves up an inch.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) February 13, 2016
2. Dog problems
Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 16, 2016
4. Way to bond
5. Who needs a pre-baby body?
I'm less concerned about getting my pre-baby body back and more concerned about getting my pre-baby life back
— Anna Lane (@theannalane) February 17, 2016
6. Silence, please
Was heading upstairs after my workout in the basement then heard my kids having a recorder battle up there so I guess I live down here now.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) February 15, 2016
7. Talkative kiddos
Remember when we were all SO eager for the children to say words??
That was crazy.
— Julie Maida (@NextLifeNOKids) February 16, 2016
8. DIY birth control
After my morning with my preschooler, I'm pretty sure my Fallopian tubes just tied themselves in a double knot.
— Mommy, for real. (@MommyisForReal) February 17, 2016
9. Snow day math
20 minutes getting them ready.
5 minutes outside.
20 minutes getting them back inside.
15 minutes hot chocolate.
1 hour down, 8 to go.
— Lady E (@cakevans) February 14, 2016