Thank goodness for Twitter, because we parents find comfort in knowing we’re not the only people who leave the house with fruit snacks stuck to our crotch. Looking for a laugh? Here are 10 hilarious tweets from parents this week.
1. Nails it
Can't. Too busy climbing inside the dishwasher.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) January 6, 2016
2. It’s never even
Giving 18yo daughter money to get her car fixed-
Even though she STILL owes me for digging HER Cheerios out of the VCR in 1998.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) January 7, 2016
3. Not a bad idea?
I'm waiting for my son to get out of baseball practice at 9:30pm wondering "why don't we change the legal driving age to 14?"
— Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) January 7, 2016
4. The things we’ve wanted to say
There should be a retreat where parents go right after college move-in to scream the words they spent years not shouting at their children.
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) January 6, 2016
5. Not the best idea
I don't know what it is but I get the weirdest looks from parents when I pick up my daughter in front of the school and I light up a smoke.
— TheUnspiration (@The_Unspiration) January 7, 2016
6. Flattery will get you everywhere
Me: did you have sweet dreams?
4yo: yes mommy, I dreamt of you!
Me: sucking up won't get u anywhere now which candy do u want for breakfast?
— ṃєʟissa (@LucyLouMcB) January 7, 2016
7. Smart move
Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn the mixer off first.
— Dana Loeblich (@Loebette) January 7, 2016
8. Keepin’ it real
Oh you know, just another day of finding a fruit snack stuck to my crotch.
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) January 6, 2016
Staying inside until my 22 month old can correctly pronounce "truck".
— Karen Callahan (@totmessmom) January 5, 2016
Parenting in the winter is just four straight months of yelling "SHUT THE DOOR!"
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 5, 2016