BRB, just as soon as we’re done watching this hilarious video about another 200 times.
Firstly, way to go, Dad! Installing a GoPro in the car is probably the best parenting decision you’ll ever make, mainly because we benefited from it. Secondly, this kid is a gold mine!
We do have one question, though: Why is a cow featured so often in Ryder’s musings? Perhaps he has a future in dairy? He’s either going to do that or something that involves Taekwondo. We’re pretty sure either is a safe bet.
But our favorite thing about this video has to be that Ryder has a contingency plan for when he finishes those french fries. Planning ahead is the key to succeeding in life, so this kid is already way ahead of the game.
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