We don’t know for sure, but we trust that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will have a very nice, talented baby and will name it something super great.
We do, however, know that name will not be Batmo.
Get it? Batmo-Biel? If you’re rolling your eyes, imagine how often Biel has had to hear the joke. Yes, people actually say that! In fact, in 2012 she tweeted an absolutely perfect response:
If I got a dollar every time someone told me to name my future kid "Batmo" I'd almost have enough to pay for therapy for a kid named Batmo.
— Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel) October 11, 2012
Oh, you think this isn’t a thing? Allow the internet to disagree:
That Jessica Biel lady should name her first child Batmo.
— Earl Dibbles Jr (@EarlDibblesJr) January 25, 2014
Now that that “future kid” is baking in her belly, we’re sure they’ll be a resurgence of suggestions like these. Perhaps Playmo, Automo, Snowmo, or frankly, just Mo?
Sorry, girl. we know you’ve heard enough. Especially since nothing puns well off of “Timberlake.”
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