Drunk teacher has worst first day of school EVER
Here's a good way to feel better about yourself: No matter how bad a time you're having right now, it probably isn't worse than an Oklahoma teacher's who was found drunk and pants-less on her first day of school.
According to CBS Houston, the woman was a brand new hire, and just sort of showed up to the school and claimed a classroom as her own.
Since she was new, no one really knew who she was, and it probably didn't help that she appeared intoxicated and had no bottoms on.
To add to the (significant) embarrassment, police in Wagoner, Okla. said they found her holed up in the principal's office where several staff members had detained her. Luckily, they had located a pair of shorts for her to wear.
The teacher admitted to drinking some vodka, and in her car, police found a cup stinking of the sweet nectar. Still, they didn't have enough evidence to prove she had driven drunk -- after all, who knows? She may have just needed some liquid courage before class.
The Wagoner School Disctrict hasn't said anything about her future with the school, but after that sort of show, there's really no place to go but up.