21 Noisy toys to never get your kid for Christmas

With over 40 songs, the Fisher-Price Laugh and Learn – Learning Puppy will teach your child lots of colors and phrases while slowly driving you out of your mind. (Toys “R” Us, $18)

Thanks to the Internet, we all know that cats and keyboards go together, but the B. Meowsic Keyboard in the hands of an eager child makes anything but sweet music. (Target, $24)

Kids love this toy that transforms from a car carrier to a dinosaur. Parents aren’t as keen on the roaring and clicking and constant noise from Switch and Go Dinos. (Toys “R” Us, $50)

You haven’t experienced irritation until you’ve walked past a Roffle Mates Roly the Dog in the middle of the night. It laughs manically, mocking your pain. (Fishpond, $39)

Forget your nostalgia over this classic toy. Bop It calls out directions to kids, resulting in your increasing frustration as they play. (Amazon, $19)

Before there was Candy Crush, there was Simon. This infuriating game still exists, making repetitive electronic music as it challenges players. (Amazon, $31)

This tech toy was actually made to be annoying. The only upside is that Annoy-a-tron has a setting only teenagers can hear. It’s payback time. (ThinkGeek, $10)

The Space Invaders Keychain Game is so tiny your kid can bring it in the car, where you’ll be stuck listening to tiny laser guns forever. (ThinkGeek, $13)

With the name Crazy Legs Learning Bug, this toy is basically warning you away from the get-go. (Amazon, $12)

The bad news — your kids think the word “fart” is even funnier when filtered through the Multi Voice Changer. (Amazon, $12)

You love the constant sound of a whirring motor, right? Best of all is the Playskool Explore “N” Grow Busy Ball Popper spews balls all over your living room once your kid discovers how to tip it over. (Amazon, $30)

The only thing more annoying than your kid repeating himself or herself is your kid doing it electronically, over and over, with a Yada Yada Yada. (Amazon, $5)

Once you introduce kids to the Imaginext Apptivity Fortress, forget about turning the volume down on loud apps. (Fisher-Price, $50)

Your child’s DJ dreams can come true with the First Act Discover DJ Mixer. Your kid has great taste in music, right? (Toys “R” Us, $30)

Good news. You can fulfill your kid’s drum-set wishes with a handy electronic drum set. (First Act, $30)

Years after its introduction, the Furby remains one of the most annoying tech gadgets on the planet. And kids still love it. (Amazon, $55)

The Cogsley Learning Robot can be taught by your child. As with training a puppy, it takes a lot of repetition. (Best Buy, $30)

Thanks to Winfun Kids Fun Microphone and Stand, your child can sing along to One Direction over and over. (Amazon, $19)

The only thing more annoying than Annoying Orange videos are these talking Annoying Orange plush toys. (NewEgg, $35)

Kids love Sofia the First, but parents long for volume control on Talking Sofia the First and Animal Friends. (Toys “R” Us, $32)