22 Celebrity Sex Quotes That Totally Hit the Spot

by Catherine Conelly
Aug 8, 2017 at 7:03 p.m. ET

As the very wise Salt-N-Pepa once said, "Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let's talk about sex." And we are so down.

Don't get us wrong, we're also down for a good celebrity love quote or two when the time is right (in fact, we're not sure we can even keep hanging out if you don't get a little weak in the knees from these celeb quotes), but the sexy time quotes are where it's at — and we can always count on the rich and famous to go there with what they say right out in public.

Love quotes are always a hit on our Pinterest feeds, but let us not leave sex quotes in the dust.

Originally published July 2016. Updated August 2017.

1 /22: Angelina Jolie

1/22 :Angelina Jolie

"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world." 

2/22 :Alec Baldwin

"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie." 

3/22 :Betty Friedan

"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." 

4 /22: Chelsea Handler

4/22 :Chelsea Handler

"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people." 

5 /22: Angelina Jolie

5/22 :Angelina Jolie

"I like the feeling of being dominated. It actually makes me feel safe as opposed to challenged." 

6/22 :Billy Crystal

"Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect."

7 /22: Jimmy Dean

7/22 :Jimmy Dean

"Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top." 

8/22 :Elton John

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex."

9 /22: Jeanette Winterson

9/22 :Jeanette Winterson

"I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world." 

10/22 :Hugh Hefner

"Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy." 

11 /22: Deepak Chopra

11/22 :Deepak Chopra

"Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions." 

12/22 :Amy Schumer

"It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work but it is."

13/22 :John Waters

"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." 

14/22 :Nora Ephron

"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind." 

15 /22: Joan Crawford

15/22 :Joan Crawford

"I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love." 

16/22 :Cameron Diaz

"The best time of day for sex is anytime because it's sex." 

17/22 :Mae West

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." 

18/22 :Rihanna

"My type of guy is hot and hung, but sweet will do!"

19 /22: Marquis De Sade

19/22 :Marquis De Sade

"Sex is as important as eating or drinking..."

20 /22: Robert A. Heinlein

20/22 :Robert A. Heinlein

"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise." 

21 /22: Marilyn Monroe

21/22 :Marilyn Monroe

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature." 

22/22 :Lizzy Caplan

"They basically figured out that the female body is far better equipped for sex than the male body."