Insane date story involving poop will make your bad dates seem amazing

Mar 23, 2016 at 12:20 a.m. ET
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You've probably had a bad date at least once, but have you ever had to hide a piece of poop in your purse during one?

It apparently happened to one woman last week, so naturally she posted about it on Twitter in a series of 18 tweets.

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"I have a story to tell. it's about my poop," user @_blotty wrote on Monday. "So, yesterday I went out on a date with a man who asked me out in a grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place."

Soon after, she had to use the bathroom and "felt comfortable pooping in his bathroom" because she's a confident woman. That's when things went south… and fast. The toilet wouldn't flush, but through some panicked actions she managed to get her No. 2 down — all except for one piece. She didn't want to leave it, so she ended up wrapping it in toilet paper and put it in her purse.

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You know, as you do in these situations.

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Eventually things all worked out and she managed to get the poop out of her purse and into the sewer system, where it belongs.

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You can read the whole hilarious story on her Twitter timeline. We're not sure if it's true, but the moral of the story remains the same: Stay away from coffee before a date unless you're 100 percent sure the toilet will work.

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