15 Horrifying and real OKCupid messages

Nov 27, 2014 at 7:00 a.m. ET
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I've dabbled on OKCupid, and the results were nothing short of mystifying.

I've received several requests to be a sugar baby, innumerable requests to hook up (answer: no) and one confusing message in which a dude asked, "So did you get serious about your faith before or after you got yourself knocked up?" I was divorced, dude, but thanks for bringing that up in small talk.

Most of the women I've talked to have similar stories. So without further ado, here is a compilation of the worst OKCupid messages imaginable. Raise your glass to love.

1. You don't know me

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2. That shouldn't be your lead

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3. Nope, your bad intentions don't arouse me

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4. That response, though

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5. Things were going well until he brought up inches

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6. At least he listens to his conscience

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7. Leading with poop, closing with an insult

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8. And you seem like an ass

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9. "Man-splaining" 101

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10. I'll give you one guess

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11. You might need to confess to... anyone else

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12. Why, thank you

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13. What's an evening stroke?

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14. That sounds like a bad first date

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15. My guess is: Not very

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If these messages don't get you all riled up and ready to jump into bed, I don't know what will.

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