It’s not that we hide our lube bottle in the black hole that is our nightstand drawer because we’re uncomfortable with our sexuality — it’s that the bottle itself is ugly with a capital Ugh. Luckily, personal lubricant companies are starting to understand it’s not just what’s on the inside that counts: They’re finally creating lube bottles that are as luxe as they are stylish. Check. It. Out.
1. Nooky Lube
Nooky Lube is a natural water-based lubricant that comes in a sleek bottle that’s pretty enough for your nightstand. It’s petrochemical, glycerin and paraben free and easily rinses off with water.
Uberlube is fun for your whole body: Word on the street is it can also be used as a massage oil, you can use it to prevent chafing when you’re running, biking or swimming and as an anti-frizz product for your hair (pinky swear). Basically, it should come with a cape. Unlike most lubes that leave you feeling sticky, Uberlube leaves your skin feeling soft and moisturized. (Plus, look how pretty it is!)
3. Passion Light Lubricant
Passion Light Lubricant is the best of both worlds, fusing together the best qualities of both silicone and water-based lubes. Not only is it long lasting, but the glycerin-free formula cleans in a snap with soap and water.
4. Yes Organic Lubricant
Formulated with certified organic ingredients, Yes lubricants amp up the pleasure without drawing attention to the fact that you’re using lube with icky smells, tastes or colors. As it says on their website: “Your own signals of desire are neither obscured nor confused, but — Luberated!” Me-ow.
5. Pink Lubricant
Pink Lubricant is bottled in Italian glass so it’s as elegant and discreet as a perfume bottle (just make sure not to mix up the two — ouch). It’s formulated using the highest grade of silicone, along with vitamin E and aloe vera. It cleans up easily and provides max protection from yeast infections and allergic reactions.
6. LELO Personal Moisturizer
LELO can be used as both a lubricant and a moisturizer for your lady bits. It’s glycerin free, paraben free and fragrance free, which trust me is an uber-good thing.
7. Sliquid Organic Lubricants
Not only is the name fun to say, but Sliquid Lubricants is touted as being the most natural, organic lubricant available anywhere. It’s blended with certified organic botanical extracts that heal and support the body, and it comes in three “colors”: Sensation, Silk and Natural Gel.
8. Erosense Luxe Silicone Lubricant
Erosense Luxe by Sensuva is a premium silicone lubricant that’s pH balanced, glycerin and paraben free. It’s made with superior medical grade silicones, is soothing to sensitive skin and isn’t sticky.
9. Booty Parlour Lubricant
OK, so the name of Booty Parlour Lubricant gives off a slight porn vibe, but the bottle is adorable and is discreet enough to keep on your nightstand. Just add magic — and you know, your partner.