10 Best tweets about love and dating this week
Love is a many splendored thing. It can also be hilarious. See what some of Twitter's finest had to say about dating and relationships this week.
1. Kelly Oxford
Truly I bet many marriages would be saved if we could collectively cut it out with things having to be printed at all. I've never met a printer that didn't totally mess with my sanity.
2. Mindy Kaling
OK this is actually a really great question. On the one hand, if she's a saint, you're toast because who wants to try and live up to someone who never made mistakes? But then if she's a psycho, you can know that you're measuring up nicely, but then there's the elephant in the room of the guy you're with loved a psycho.
3. Ali Waller
Because true companionship always comes down to snacking compatibility. I dated a non-snacker once and it was really hard on me. And yes I use past tense because... Cheetos.
4. Lesley Arfin
Or even better love is… "Will you dance and sing with me for a few hours?" "Yes, I'll get the Best of Backstreet Boys album." Or something.
5. Ronan Farrow
Better than all of my relationships: Gone in 60 Seconds or Must Love Dogs.
6. Megan Amram
I think I might be with her at this point. That and/or a magic 8 ball might be the most effective.
7. Ben Schwartz
Funny because it's true. Sad because it's true. True because it's true.
8. Molly McNearney
Truth: The hardest thing about getting dressed for a date as a heterosexual female is remembering that the only person who is paying attention is a straight guy.
9. Modern Seinfeld
This account is simply genius, and this tweet says so much about dating and technology that I can't stop reading it.
10. Lauren Caltagirone
Takeaway: If you don't have a real boyfriend, an imaginary one will work... until it doesn't.