Minnie Mouse meets Jersey Shore! Check out what our favorite MTV meatball, Snooki, wore to the NYC launch of her new fragrance, Snooki Couture (we don’t even want to imagine what that smells like).
We do love lace, but Snooks has this trend all wrong. The cutout armholes showing off her tattoos look a little trashy for the new mom and she could have lost the belt as well. But we’re really wondering what’s happening on top of her head and on her feet!
The giant bow on top of her ginger hair has got to go. We’d prefer it if she’d stick to the hair accessory she’s known for: the pouf. And what’s going on with the sky-high platform heel-less shoes? You aren’t Lady Gaga, girlfriend.
The final verdict? Lace should be feminine and classy. We know it’s a stretch for you, Snooki, but if you have the audacity to launch a couture perfume, you had better be ready to step up your own style accordingly!
We have two questions: What is Phoebe Price doing at Sundance and what is she wearing? In case you haven’t heard of her, Phoebe is a D-list actress, and if you ask us, the D stands for fashion disaster.
Let’s begin with the ridiculous cow hat she’s wearing. That could be cute if you were under 10 years old, but on an adult, it’s just silly. And then there’s her sweater coat, which is dragging on the ground. Didn’t she pack a coat for Sundance, or was she hoping to score a free one at the swag suites?
Finally, she paired a striped sweater dress with animal print tights and topped it all off with totally unnecessary belts.
The final verdict? The best part of her ensemble is her cute puppy, and he’s better dressed than his owner, too. Take it easy on the animal prints and the animal headgear, please and thanks.