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Friday’s Fashion Fails: Jessica Biel and Naomi Watts

Oops… even celebrities get it wrong sometimes! We’re telling you why Jessica Biel and Naomi Watts’ fashions fell short in our weekly feature. Learn from the stars’ sartorial slip ups!

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel, aka Mrs. Justin Timberlake, is so not bringing sexy back in this Oscar de la Renta ensemble during the Hitchcock premiere in NYC. The embellished tunic and pants combo seems more appropriate for a grandma’s big night on the town than a Hollywood starlet’s Manhattan movie screening.

Sequins don’t always equal stylish, Jess. The patchwork pattern of this top reminds us of a quilt and the whole outfit together looks like fancy pajamas. The head to toe gray getup is putting us to sleep, too. Zzzzz…

Finally, what’s up with the open toed sandals? It’s November, so we’re not sure why she has her toes exposed to the chilly NYC temps. Maybe she just got a pedicure and didn’t want to smudge her nails? Beats us.

The final verdict? Jess is a total babe with an amazing bod, so we can’t understand why she insists on dressing so frumpy. Vamp it up, please and thanks!

Naomi Watts

Naomi Watts

Watt the hell is this? Naomi Watts wore Tom Ford head to toe for The Impossible premiere in London. Speaking of impossible, how can anyone pull off this completely ridiculous looking little black dress with the crazy oversized sleeves?

Has Naomi been shopping in Vanessa Hudgens’ closet lately, who recently rocked super long sleeves as well? Pairing the massive, flowing sleeves on this creation with the black pointy shoes (also Tom Ford) looks downright witchy. The only accessory Naomi needs is a broomstick to complete this ensemble!

The final verdict? The LBD is a fashionista’s classic wardrobe staple for a reason: because it’s timeless and effortlessly chic. Don’t mess with a good thing by adding tons of fabric to the arms of what would have been perfectly fine on its own.

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Photo credit: Lia Toby/, Ivan Nikolov/

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