“Just’cause you got some cash don’t mean you got any class,” as they are fond of saying around Mr. Blackwell’s redneck cousin’s house. Judgement runs in that family, you see — Mr Blackwell just put his to entertaining use.
Behold: Mr Blackwell’s 48th Annual Worst-Dressed List!
10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
8.) Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”
7.) Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula — Fashions provided by… The house of Dracula!”
6.) Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”
5.) Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”
4.) Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”
2.) Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above… tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.”
1.) Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em.”