What do you give the mom who has everything? You know, the kind that always has her head in the clouds…clouds that are green…and smell kinda skunky. OK, your mom smokes pot. So why not get her a gift that she actually wants? These cute, practical, and downright luxurious Mary Jane-themed gifts will put a smile on her face (and maybe even trigger yet another bout of giggles). Best kid award is totally going to you this year.
1. Soothe hemp CBD body balm
Give the gift of relaxation with a tub of Shanti Wellness CBD-infused body balm. The scent alone (lavender and eucalyptus) is heavenly, and the soothing effect of the hemp CBD oil is pure bliss.
Soothe Hemp CBD Body Balm, $70 at Shanti Wellness
2. Dope soap
If you can’t take your mom to the spa, treat her to the at-home luxury of hemp-infused vegan soap that’s scented with lavender and patchouli and made with filtered rainwater.
3. Gold roach earring studs
Jewelry is a classic Mother’s Day gift, but these gold-painted roach studs made from clay are anything but traditional.
Gold Roach Earring Studs, $25 at SweetChibaBaby/Etsy
4. Marijuana leaf necklace
We love a customizable gift, and with this necklace, you can choose the length of the chain and decide between gold, silver, and rose gold.
5. Cannabis custom Nike Roshe One
If your stoner mom is also a sneakerhead (is she single? Asking for a friend), she’ll die over these custom marijuana-leaf Nikes.
Cannabis Custom Nike Roshe One, $135 at winkclink/Etsy
6. Marijuana botanical print
At first glance, you wouldn’t even guess that this classy botanical print displays mom’s favorite green. Upon closer look, you can see the gorgeous detail in every leaf, bud, and seed.
Marijuana Botanical Print, $17.95 at visualnature/Etsy
7. Solid bronze marijuana leaf Bic lighter case
What’s one way to make sure that mom isn’t constantly losing her lighter? Give her a bronze lighter case that will make it one of her most prized possessions.
Solid Bronze Marijuana Leaf Bic Lighter Case, $37.95 at DesertWalkers/Etsy
8. Mary Jane scented candle
Fill mom’s house with the smell of dank bud when you gift her a marijuana-scented candle.
Mary Jane scented candle, $11.99 at The Stinky Candle Co
9. Cannabolish cannabis odor-removing candle
What to do if your mom doesn’t love the smell of that sticky icky? Try giving her this candle, which actually removed the smoky odor from the air.
Cannabolish cannabis odor-removing candle, $14.99 at Amazon
10. Not pot zipper bag
I don’t know what your mom is keeping in this bag, but it’s definitely *not* pot. No way, no how. Not her! Never. (On opposite day, that is).
Not Pot zipper bag, $14.99 at Amazon
11. Marijuana Edibles cookbook
Instead of a box of chocolates, give mom this edibles cookbook so she can bake up some treats starring her favorite ingredient of all.
Marijuana Edibles: 40 Easy and Delicious Cannabis-Infused Desserts, $12.25 at Amazon
12. The Stoner’s Coloring Book: Coloring for High-Minded Adults
Adult coloring books can be super boring…unless you’re high, that is! Pair with some fine-line pens or colored pencils and your mom will have something to occupy her hands while her mind goes on a journey.
The Stoner’s Coloring Book: Coloring for High-Minded Adults, $12 at Amazon
13. Roach clip necklace
Form blends seamlessly with function in this roach clip necklace, a perfect fashion accessory and totally dope tool for mom to have on hand at all times.
Roach clip necklace, $65 at Uncommon Goods
14. Fancy windproof ball ashtray
Only you can prevent forest fires — by giving your mom a windproof ball ashtray so that she doesn’t accidentally set the yard on fire when she’s smoking on the deck.
Windproof ball ashtray, $14.99 at Amazon
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