Homeowner uses humour to get his Craigslist ad noticed
There is a room for rent on Craigslist that is going to make you want to move in whether or not you’re looking for a place to live.
The Meadows Park property in Temecula, California, about two hours out of Los Angeles, sounds like one heck of a house to move into. If the ad is anything to go by, then the roommates are going to be funny people to live with too. Take a look at what's on offer.
1. A great location
"ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. YOU can walk to TEMECULA PARKWAY from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa."
2. Quality features
"It has WALLS and CEILINGS. BLOCKS THE F***** WIND AND RAIN FOOL! AWWW SHIT! We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. PLAY my XBOX 360 and PLAYSTATION 3 because I never do."
3. Fitting and fixtures
"We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like F*** THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet...so soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience. NO need for candles or firewood, because we got LIGHTS and HEAT."
But there's more:
- "This pad has doors so people don't come up inn yo space son.
- This place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS!
- A basketball court so you can get your b-ball on. SAY WHAT!!
- A garage so you can work on your vehicle! SICK!!"
4. Unfurnished bedroom
"Oh man the room...you can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. Beachfront wallpaper so you can pretend you're at the beach! RAD!"
5. Great housemates
"Just you and two cool roommates… AND DOG. We ain't bunk bedding out this motherf*****."
What do you say? Are you ready to move in with two cool roommates and a rad dog? One thing's for certain, there won't be a dull moment while living in this place. Especially with that beach scene wallpaper.