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Golden Girls underwear takes granny panties to a new level

Thongs may be sexy and briefs make your booty look great, but when it comes to comfort, you can’t beat granny panties.

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Seriously, don’t knock them until you’ve tried them!

We get it, sometimes this style of underwear is boring, but not if you interpret it literally like the way Etsy store Bullets and Bees did, because they’ve produced some of the most awesome underwear we’ve ever seen — literally high-rise panties with a granny’s face on them. Genius.

Store takes meaning of granny panties to new level
Image: Bullets and Bees/Etsy

The shop owner is a lady by the name of Candice Pugh, who hails from Salt Lake City, Utah, and she describes herself as a “one woman show.” Pugh creates handmade underwear and, when it’s not sold out, you can get your hands on a set of Golden Girls underwear — a hilariously awesome four-pack of lacy briefs complete with each of the characters’ faces.

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Store takes meaning of grannie panties to a new level
Image: Bullets and Bees/Etsy

But these panties are also available as singles. You can wear the Dorothy Gaudy low-rise panties (a seemingly doily-inspired, black-and-cream lace combo) for $53. Or if Dorothy is not your style, you can rock the Blanche crotchless panties for $71.

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Etsy shop takes the meaning of granny panties to a whole new meaning
Image: Bullets and Bees/Etsy

These super cool panties are selling out pretty quickly, so we clearly aren’t the only people who are impressed.

Will you be adding granny panties to your Christmas wish list? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

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