Some of the best advice I ever received was about which conversation topics you can’t and can use when you’re meeting with strangers. Never bring up religion, never bring up politics and never — ever, under any circumstance — talk about computer platforms. While that’s great advice — like, don’t-feed-them-after-midnight great advice — we’re going to do it anyway.
Without further ado, here are 15 things only people who’ve converted from PC to Mac understand. PC users: Put down that giant trackball… it’s all in good fun.
Mac users are generally a creative, happy bunch
…although PC users seem to have their fun too
PC users have their Windows champion…
…and Mac users have theirs.
Some people think their PCs are smart…
Some people think their PCs are sexy…
…but Apple users know their Macs are smart — and sexy
When it comes to malware, Mac users are all, like…
PC users can’t always be sure what‘s going to pop up
(How could you cancel Sirens, USA?)
It’s true that Macs may be a little behind when it comes to gaming…
…but that may be a good thing
Mac users may have to face an occasional Spinning Beach Ball of Death
…but the Blue Screen of Death will make even the most mild-mannered androids of the future lose their cool
There is one big thing that no PC user will ever understand — while PC users can relax…
Mac users live under the constant threat of panda attack
(Yeah, OK… so I made that last one up. Had to throw them some kind of bone. They’re viewing this on a PC for cryin’ out loud.)