Skip to main content Skip to header navigation

21 Awkward messages that are better delivered on a caket

As the saying goes, if you don’t have something nice to say, say it on a cake. These well-played cakes have hilariously harsh messages you can sink your teeth into.t

If there ever was a time to eat your words, it should be in the form of a dessert smeared in frosting. What I’m gathering from all of these strange cake messages is: The best way to break bad news or to tell someone a harsh truth involves giving him or her a sugary treat, maybe so the bitter pill is easier to swallow.

From a purely scientific angle, it’s interesting to observe that many of these honest cake messages involve an apology. The logic stands that if you’ve done something bad, you might as well try to make it better by giving someone a cake.

If you have something awkward you need to tell someone, get thyself to the grocery store and buy up a whole shelf of Betty Crocker cake mixes — you’re going to need them, especially if you have something really terrible and really specific you need to get off your chest. Take it from these people.

“I don’t know how to tell you this, but…”

1. Congrats on your teen pregnancy

Teen pregnancy

Image: We Know Memes

Because a typical baby shower cake would have been too vague.

2. How are we doing on that Henderson file?


Image: Img Soup

Dammit, Bob, you had one job. Now we all have to eat the delicious fruits of your procrastination.

3. I am gay


Image: Queerty

If you don’t know how to come out to your nearest and dearest, always, always say it with cupcakes.

4. I’m sorry I blacked out, tried to kill you, and almost got us arrested

Of course, I forgive you for what was inarguably the worst night of my life. Nom nom nom.

5. I’m sorry I’m a grumpy bitch


Image: Pics List

Note to self: Keep this cake in the freezer for the next time I skip lunch and pick a fight with my husband over the right way to wash a dark load of laundry.

6. I think we should see other people


Image: Seriously for Real

No one can freak out and beg you to stay with a mouth full of cake.

7. I want a divorce


Image: Marissa-Mars.Tumblr

If we really want to psychoanalyze this cake message, we could assume this guy is leaving his wife for her sister and wants to tell her in a totally d*ckish way. Or, more likely, this dude wanted to make sure that his soon-to-be ex-wife got a phone message from her sister since he’s probably never going to see her again.

8. Man the f*ck up!

Man up

Image: Imgur

This is the man cold medicine that every whiny husband needs. The OP says, “I was complaining about my recent cold, so my wife made me a cake to help me ‘feel better.'”

9. Nobody loves you

Let’s call this one a rude cake fail for the record books — a mean message with typos aplenty, oh my.

10. Sorry I got semen in your eye


Image: Lolbrary

Don’t let it happen again.

11. Sorry I peed in your bed

Peed in bed

Image: Cake Wrecks

Just a few years into parenting, and my kids owe me about 100 of these cakes.

12. Sorry I tased you


Image: Imgur

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a homemade sorry-about-the-taser cake could be worth a thousand apologies.

13. Sorry I’m a sh*t daughter


Image: Cup of Zup

This is exactly what happens when you forget Mother’s Day.

14. Sorry for being basic


Image: Super-Mega.Tumblr

This cake should come with every pair of yoga pants sold at Target.

15. Stop liking people that aren’t me

Stop liking people

Image: We Heart It

In translation: Wanna go steady?

16. This is an intervention about your drinking problem

Drinking problem

Image: Reddit

Courtesy of Reddit, it’s the ol’ bait and switch: Happy birthday! Just kidding. Let’s talk about your drinking problem.

17. We hope you fail


Image: College Humor

This cake message sums up how every coworker feels any time someone is promoted to a new and better job: Buh-bye! We hope your success gives you an ulcer!

18. You make poor choices when you’re drunk


Image: Img Ace

And this cake should be sold with every bottle of tequila. To soak up the alcohol, of course.

19. You’re fired


Image: Funny Junk

Amber, Cassie and Lisa: A public cake message left in the office break room seemed like the only logical way to break the news. You have until the end of the day to clear your desks.

20. You’re old and have a small penis

 photo youre-old-and-have-a-small-penis-cake.jpg

Happy birthday? Happy retirement? Does it even matter anymore?

21. Y u no propose?


Image: Pop Hangover

She wasted three years of her life on you, and she baked you a cake? Put a ring on it already!

More in Living

14 Things you never knew you could do with an old wine bottle
20 Things I learned from my first music festival
15 Quotes from brave women to spark your inner strength

Leave a Comment

Comments are closed.